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Baguette Bag Criminal Crumbs

A highly specialized transportation device for baguettes.

This is a handmade baguette transportation system designed to carry two (2) classic baguettes at a time. Because one baguette is an appetizer.

The bag is made from sturdy 100% cotton canvas (225 GSM). We sew every bag ourselv/es, then paint the cat by hand with acrylic paint. Which means every single one is slightly different, mildly unpredictable, and officially approved by the Catarchy Department of Baguette Affairs.

Technical specifications

  • Dimensions: 64 × 18 cm
  • Capacity: 2 baguettes
  • Material: 100% cotton canvas, 225 GSM
  • Strap: adjustable
  • Closure: cotton drawstring
  • Decoration: hand-painted with acrylic paint
  • Production: sewn and painted by actual humans
  • Quality control: several cats
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Important information from the Catarchy legal department

Every bag is unique because no human hand can produce the exact same cat twice.

Also, several cats participate in the production process. They supervise sewing, inspect the fabric, sit on finished products, walk across unfinished products, and occasionally contribute some fur.

Therefore, a small amount of cat hair may be present on your bag.

We consider this an authentic mark of feline craftsmanship.

Do not remove. It is part of the limited-edition finish.

Made by humans. Supervised by cats. Designed for baguettes.
$ 79.00 $ 79.00