An everyday transportation device with a clearly stated conversation policy.
This is a shoulder bag designed to carry your belongings and establish the agenda before anyone starts talking.
Work? Exhausting. Your five-year plan? Keeping the cats alive. Cats? Yes. Please continue. We will need names, photos, and a detailed explanation of whatever they broke.
The front pocket holds small essentials and displays the only meeting agenda we have ever willingly agreed to.
Suitable for groceries, books, and leaving the house despite having perfectly good cats at home.
Technical specifications
- Dimensions: 30 × 30 × 8 cm (width × height × depth)
- Total height including handles: 55 cm
- Material: 100% cotton canvas, 225 GSM
- Colour: black
- Decoration: linocut print in acrylic paint
- Pocket: external, terms and conditions displayed
- Approved topics: cats
- Follow-up questions: also about cats
- Cat photos: encouraged, no upper limit
- Small talk: redirected to cats
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Important information from the Catarchy legal department
Every bag is unique because no human hand can produce the exact same cat twice.
Also, several cats participate in the production process. They supervise sewing, inspect the fabric, sit on finished products, walk across unfinished products, and occasionally contribute some fur.
Therefore, a small amount of cat hair may be present on your bag.
We consider this an authentic mark of feline craftsmanship.
Do not remove. It is part of the limited-edition finish.
Carry your things. State your terms. Show us your cats.
